sequins up the butt

sadspockpanda:

STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.

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restlesslyaspiring:

I am really loving this.

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leupagus:

spaggel:

pastelmorgue:

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

TOTES

FOR REALSIES. 

Bee tee dubs.

Dude

• Lizzie: Would you like to stay for dinner?
• Mrs. Bennet: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER??

wilwheaton:

kat-howard:

elysemarshall:

annajarzab:

I like this.

I like this, too.

Wonderful. I want to memorize this.

This is amazing.

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mixin' cocktails with a plastic-tipped cigar.: a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you're bored

lesliecrusher:

fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially…

therotund:

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

Well, that’s damn handy.

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